Spacehoggers – Dan WIlson

 

from archive.org:

The term “gallerycrashing” is a clumsy neologism I have coined to refer to the act of placing an unsolicited artwork in a private or public exhibition. Specialised circuits were constructed for the sole purpose of gallerycrashing and a family of objects called ‘Spacehoggers’ were gradually developed for proliferation around galleries.

The Spacehogger takes the form of a triangular wooden slab bearing a simple alarm based device and an FM transmitter with a small built-in microphone, literally designed to hog space and relay the evidence to an radio receiver with audio recorder. When it is fully armed, any attempts at relocation activate a failsafe: a 120dB alarm tone, dissuading people from tampering with it or moving it.

Teleport Spam

tv tropes:

"…"Does he have ATD, Attention Teleportation Disorder?" — The Nostalgia Critic‘s review of Ganon from the Zelda TV show.

A character with the power of teleportation milks it for all it’s worth, and, in a fight, uses their power to constantly disappear and appear at will, hitting, running, and flanking without any effort at all and barely any threat of counterattack. Usually, a character like this is defeated in one of three ways. Disable their teleportation ability, trick them into trapping themselves, or give them a well-placed Offhand Backhand just as they come out of their teleport. A common tactic of video game bosses, and can also be done by fighters with Flash Step. Very likely to cause a Snap to the Side. Inertia Is a Cruel Mistress could put a stop to it. Sometimes only antagonists can do this, largely because of Villain Teleportation. If made possible by Faster-Than-Light Travel and performed only once or twice, it is a Hyperspeed Ambush. If a character teleports over and over, not to fight someone but to travel long distances, they’re probably a Multistage Teleport. "

Brutal Doom

"…
In the vanilla version of Doom, for example, when you shoot an imp, he always falls over and dies the same way. Brutal Doom introduces a variety of animations and "hit boxes," which detect which part of the imp’s body you shoot. This allows you to point a shotgun at an imp’s head and shoot it clean off, or shot him in the legs, watch him scream for help, then come close and kick him to death.

It may not sound like it, but there’s a very subtle, meticulous craft to SGtMarkIV’s imp mutilation. The animations are obvious additions, as are the new and improved weapons, but it’s the little things that make the biggest difference. The walking speed, the way blood now splatters and drips down from the ceiling, the extra bass added to shotgun blasts…"

full: motherboard

FOGO Vol. 1 – My Neighbour’s Music

Tracklist:
My neighbour – playing some pretty good music
Skipping – tracks
My neighbour’s cat – let me in
My neighbour – letting cat in
Helicopters – over Brockley
Trains – from Nunhead
Trains – to Nunhead
Me – eating porridge
My flatmate – going for a piss