“Face Stealer App”

Via Emile Zile

Robotic facial expression masks, a solution predominantly for future service industry-style Pret-level expectations when workers are too exhausted to perform them on their own faces:

He asked his colleague at the opposite cubicle for a stapler. The mask misunderstood the scenario and contorted to "ironic lewd smile". Tears streamed down his face underneath, dripping into the coffee in his ‘Keep Calm And Drink Tea’ mug…


The horror… the horror.

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